The Mojito Mission
An official, highly scientific, and entirely subjective investigation into the world's best mojito.
An Official Investigation
Every great journey needs a purpose. A North Star. A reason to keep going when the train connections are tight and the station coffee is lukewarm. Mine just happens to be served in a tall glass, packed with mint, and has a healthy dose of rum.
On the surface, this is a simple quest. But it’s also more than that. It’s the ritual that marks the end of a long travel day; a quiet moment to sit, sip, and soak in a new city.
The M.O.J.I.T.O. Scale
Mint Integrity
Is the mint fresh, vibrant, and respectfully muddled, or is it a sad, bruised pulp?
Optimal Lime Zing
Does the lime provide a sharp, zesty kick, or is it merely a suggestion?
Judicious Rum Kick
Is the rum a warm, Caribbean hug, or an aggressive shove?
Ice Architecture
Solid, slow-melting cubes, or fast-disappearing slush?
Total Vibe & Originality
The intangible magic. The bar, the view, the company. Does it all come together?
The Official League Table
| Rank | City | Location | Score | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Paris | Café near Canal St-Martin | 35/50 | A solid, if slightly sweet, first entry. A generous pour of rum saved the day. The quest is off to a respectable start! |
| #2 | Your Suggestion Here... | --- | --/50 | Waiting for the next adventure! |
Got a Tip?
This is a serious scientific endeavour, and I need your help. If you know of a bar that serves a legendary, life-changing mojito somewhere on the train lines of Europe, you have a moral obligation to let me know!
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